Can you leave me alone. I’m trying to read the wikihow page about how to make small talk
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There’s something very bisexual about a USB c charger
we are running out of posts
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I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren’t doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I’m watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, “Autumn.”
another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now
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you know how there feels like such a clear gen z divide between those born before and after like 2000-2003. i feel like theres that same thing with gen alpha except the older half is the chug jug generation and the newer is the skibidi toilet generation
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cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods
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